Christmas Shoes – George W. Bush Remix
What the Christmas Shoes kid REALLY did with those fancy shoes supposedly for his mother…
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And his clothes were worn and old
He was dirty from head to toe
And when it came his time to pay
I couldn’t believe what I heard him say
Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my Momma please
It’s Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry Sir?
Daddy says there’s not much time
You see, she’s been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes will make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful
If Momma meets Jesus, tonight.
He counted pennies for what seem like years
And cashier says son there’s not enough here
He searched his pockets franticly
And he turned and he looked at me
He said Momma made Christmas good at our house
Though most years she just did without
Tell me Sir
What am I gonna do?
Some how Ive got to buy her these Christmas shoes
So I layed the money down
I just had to help him out
And I’ll never forget
The look on his face
When he said Momma’s gonna look so great.
I knew I caught a glimpse of heavens love as he thanked me and ran out.
I know that God had sent that little boy to remind me
What Christmas is all about
Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my Momma please
It’s Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry Sir?
Daddy says there’s not much time
You see she’s been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes will make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful
If Momma meets Jesus tonight
Kinda lame.
Not only do you know about Women at Large and Dancin’ Grannies, but you’re also familiar with one of the absolute worst songs I’ve ever heard, “The Christmas Shoes.”
lol if anyones interested i made a remix of my own
Oh Tim…
were those converse hi-tops?
Wow.
This was truly an epic event. I made a Street Fighter 2 remix of this in case you are interested.
I would be pissing my pants every day watching that!
OMG get out of my head!!!!
That would have been a level of epic that I’m afraid I cannot handle. lol.
Could you imagine if he hit him with the second shoe? He gets back up only to get the secong one in the face! Just the thought of that possibility drives me nuts.
Love the song
hahaha i hate this song, but it works so well with this video
Darn! He was so close. I love how W pops back up after the first one. Isn’t he supposed to stay out of the way? He reminds me of a taunting carnival clown: “You can’t get me! Maybe if you were an octopus! Ha! Ha!”
Damn, tell me that isn’t a real song… Somebody’s got a serious shoe fetish/mother fixation.
It was almost Christmas time
There I stood in another line
Trying to buy that last gift or two
Not really in the Christmas mood
Standing right in front of me
Was a little boy waiting anxiously
Pacing around like little boys do
And in his hands he held
A pair of shoes